Does anybody remember how Jewel’s carrier ended? It surprises me how many forgot. Well let me remind you all:
On the evening of September 2nd, 1999, Pop Singer/Songwriter and recent author of “A Night Without Armor” Jewel, was found in a back ally sucking on the ass of Divine Brown. Ms. Brown, who was arrested for giving a different kind of oral service to rising British star Hugh Grant, claimed that Jewel had paid Ms. Brown an undisclosed amount of cash to let her apply her lips to Ms. Brown’s butt cheeks. Jewel denied Ms. Brown’s accusation until photographic evidence was found…
Jewel was found guilty on counts of Soliciting a Prostitute and Ass Sucking. She was sentenced to 6 months in prison. After her release from prison, Jewel found that her fans had disowned her, destroyed all copies of her records and books, even going so far as to destroy anything with the word “Jewel” in it, to the dismay of many diamond retailers.
Jewel locked herself up in her home, never again to return to the world she had once known and loved. Longing, to put her lips once again upon someone’s ass…
Barefaced Boozer Out of work 21-year-old P.J. Daugherty was sentenced to three and a half years in prison for calling an ambulance to take her home after drinking too much.
P.J. finally pushed the emergency services too far on June 8 last year after sitting down drunk in the middle of the road and asking a passer-by to call an ambulance; but instead of taking her home as she demanded, the ambulance driver took the barefaced boozer back to the fire station where the vehicle had been dispatched from.
An act that so enraged P.J. that the resultant fracas resulted in her arrest.
"You've got your ass wipe, I've got my hash pipe" Well the play went pretty well...at least in my opinion. The cast party was the most interesting part of the whole experience for me though. I'd gotten Wesley Odom to pull out his boom box and I put in my Sublime and Dispatch to get the party started! Everybody looked Rasta, it was so cool. But I was in for a shock when I found out who these kids really were. Everybody had gathered around the top of a tree fort in the middle of the yard and was smoking...something. I naturally thought that it was some chronic and being bit courious I asked if I could have a drag. Needless to say I was sorely disappointed when I tasted tobacco in my mouth instead of Mary Jane. I asked why they were puffing pipes and was met with a astonishing reaction of hate. Apparently all these kids thought that smoking a pipe would do far less damage then marijuana and that pot killed brain cells. God my school is so dumbish, ERRG!
A review of the endweek P.J. stole all of Libby's cds last week and I copied them all (well, a majority of them!) Of course I gave them back to her yesterday at improv camp, but I got the impression that it give her a slight scare to have them go missing for half a week! Sorry about that Libbs.
I also got to have a lovely conversation on the phone with Mary from D.C.! I hope that you got safely on and off your bus.
Maggie gave me Oasis's "(What's The Story) Morning Glory?" which I have a been a wantin for soo long to get! It really is amazing, I think I'm starting to go through my "90s britsh rock bands" phase.
Indian Palace was cool. I did like the food and the company. It was nice to meet everyone from the honors house, I hope some event like this happens again so I see you all again.
Weekends are so nice. Why does the rest of the week have to be so mean?
Well, today certainly was interesting. During rehearsals for Music Man, my dance partner did not show up for the choreographing of a new dance we were doing. Luckily, David Bragg (gay, Broadway, musical-theater boy) was available to fill in for her.
It certainly seemed ocward since he was so much taller than myself, but considering the circumstances I think he was really good, probably even better than Katie.
I just had to watch The Top 100 Scariest Movie Moments Countdown on Bravo. I don't like scary movies. I don't like them at all. But I do LOVE my romantic comedys...or romantic movies in general. I'm such a sap for lovey-dovey movies, it's kind of pathitic.
However I do think that 28 Days Later was one of the coolest movies ever made.
Yes, as you can guess, I am a bit disappointed with the album art for Coldplay's newest cd "X&Y." Coldplay has had such a good portfolio of album covers that it makes me sad to see this lego-ish brick tower trap the beautiful cd which struggles to breathe the beautiful music within it!
Yes, maybe I am bit of a drama queen when it comes to art, but that dosen't mean I'm pretentious does it?
For any of you who are interested, X&Y "drops" on June the 7th.