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Monday, February 26th, 2007
8:43 pm
Just 'cause I can
I've missed LiveJournel. I think I'll start using it again.

Droods over now, so maybe I can start not failing my classes.



This is the most confusing video I've ever seen. Please tell me what you think it means.

Current Mood: blank
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
10:33 pm
Does anybody remember how Jewel’s carrier ended? It surprises me how many forgot.
Well let me remind you all:

On the evening of September 2nd, 1999, Pop Singer/Songwriter and recent author of “A Night Without Armor” Jewel, was found in a back ally sucking on the ass of Divine Brown.
Ms. Brown, who was arrested for giving a different kind of oral service to rising British star Hugh Grant, claimed that Jewel had paid Ms. Brown an undisclosed amount of cash to let her apply her lips to Ms. Brown’s butt cheeks.
Jewel denied Ms. Brown’s accusation until photographic evidence was found…



Jewel was found guilty on counts of Soliciting a Prostitute and Ass Sucking. She was sentenced to 6 months in prison. After her release from prison, Jewel found that her fans had disowned her, destroyed all copies of her records and books, even going so far as to destroy anything with the word “Jewel” in it, to the dismay of many diamond retailers.


Jewel locked herself up in her home, never again to return to the world she had once known and loved. Longing, to put her lips once again upon someone’s ass…


Current Mood: Buttcheecks
Saturday, March 4th, 2006
11:13 pm
I luuv you.

I have a facebook now so...

Current Mood: indescribable
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
5:45 pm
To Do A Mocking Bird In The Butt With A 10 Foot Pole
Did you know that in the 30’s people use sit on flag poles for long periods of time for no reason at all?

I love To Kill A Mocking Bird.

Current Mood: blank
Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
10:47 pm
Hello Evrybody
I realized nobody comments on here because I don't update.

So everybody heres your chance

comment...

feel free
Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
1:19 am
Barefaced Boozer
Out of work 21-year-old P.J. Daugherty was sentenced to three and a half years in prison for calling an ambulance to take her home after drinking too much.

P.J. finally pushed the emergency services too far on June 8 last year after sitting down drunk in the middle of the road and asking a passer-by to call an ambulance; but instead of taking her home as she demanded, the ambulance driver took the barefaced boozer back to the fire station where the vehicle had been dispatched from.

An act that so enraged P.J. that the resultant fracas resulted in her arrest.
Thursday, May 26th, 2005
4:52 pm
Brianna is my dark sensia!

What kind of Jedi are you?
LJ Username
Age
Sex
Dark Side Growth Potential - 54%
Light Side Growth Potential - 15%
Master's Name angrycereal
How likely you are to lose a limb - 58%
Lightsaber Blade's color Green
Lightsaber Style Two Lightsabers, one in each hand
This quiz by neo_epyon - Taken 48320 Times.
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New - How do you get a guy to like you?



So, how does the force get a guy to like you?
Sunday, May 22nd, 2005
11:10 pm
"You've got your ass wipe, I've got my hash pipe"
Well the play went pretty well...at least in my opinion.
The cast party was the most interesting part of the whole experience for me though. I'd gotten Wesley Odom to pull out his boom box and I put in my Sublime and Dispatch to get the party started! Everybody looked Rasta, it was so cool. But I was in for a shock when I found out who these kids really were. Everybody had gathered around the top of a tree fort in the middle of the yard and was smoking...something. I naturally thought that it was some chronic and being bit courious I asked if I could have a drag. Needless to say I was sorely disappointed when I tasted tobacco in my mouth instead of Mary Jane. I asked why they were puffing pipes and was met with a astonishing reaction of hate. Apparently all these kids thought that smoking a pipe would do far less damage then marijuana and that pot killed brain cells. God my school is so dumbish, ERRG!

Current Mood: disappointed
Friday, May 20th, 2005
7:36 am
P.J's sleeping.

I'll put the new Jack Johnson cd in her cd-player.

She's moving her feet to the music.

Awww.

Current Mood: amused
Friday, May 13th, 2005
7:27 pm
Right Where I Want Them...
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Current Mood: so awsome!
Sunday, May 8th, 2005
8:53 pm
I'm eating a lot of food lately.

I hope I don't get salmonella.

Current Mood: thirsty
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
5:34 pm
Warnings From Homeland Security!


If you have set yourself on fire, do not run


If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.


If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.


Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!


The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.


Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run away.


Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.


Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.


If a door is closed, karate chop it open.




Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile


After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.


If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.


-- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.


If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.


If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.


If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.


Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.


A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.


Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.

 

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Current Mood: scared
Sunday, May 1st, 2005
11:01 pm
A review of the endweek
P.J. stole all of Libby's cds last week and I copied them all (well, a majority of them!) Of course I gave them back to her yesterday at improv camp, but I got the impression that it give her a slight scare to have them go missing for half a week! Sorry about that Libbs.

I also got to have a lovely conversation on the phone with Mary from D.C.! I hope that you got safely on and off your bus.

Maggie gave me Oasis's "(What's The Story) Morning Glory?" which I have a been a wantin for soo long to get! It really is amazing, I think I'm starting to go through my "90s britsh rock bands" phase.

Indian Palace was cool. I did like the food and the company. It was nice to meet everyone from the honors house, I hope some event like this happens again so I see you all again.

Weekends are so nice. Why does the rest of the week have to be so mean?

Current Mood: content
Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
4:37 pm
"Some girls dance with women..."

Well, today certainly was interesting.  During rehearsals for Music Man, my dance partner did not show up for the choreographing of a new dance we were doing.  Luckily,  David Bragg (gay, Broadway, musical-theater boy) was available to fill in for her. 

It certainly seemed ocward since he was so much taller than myself, but considering the circumstances I think he was really good, probably even better than Katie.



Current Mood: amused
Saturday, April 23rd, 2005
11:40 pm
Lovely Women, Ain't She?

 

On a less political statement,  gybefan2000 gave me the best mix-cd I've ever heard in while.  Thanks a so mucha  Jordan!  



Current Mood: amused
Friday, April 22nd, 2005
6:05 pm
In a time were "bloody kitten bat games" are popular flash games:

I'm finding this site the most delightful little collection, of  flash games I've ever played in a while.



Current Mood: peaceful
Thursday, April 21st, 2005
10:19 pm
It would have been a wonderful day but...

I just had to watch The Top 100 Scariest Movie Moments Countdown on Bravo.  I don't like scary movies.  I don't like them at all.  But I do LOVE my romantic comedys...or romantic movies in general.  I'm such a sap for lovey-dovey movies, it's kind of pathitic.

However I do think that 28 Days Later was one of the coolest movies ever made.



Current Mood: scared
Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
6:41 pm
Amazing
I ran a mile today.

My mom picked up TWO more dogs.

I have a monster headache.

My parents are sleeping together peacefully in their room (it really is adorable.)

I got a Jason Mraz cd at school.

Current Mood: thirsty
Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
9:58 pm
Too Much Music...

I have become addicted, and I mean ADDICTED to Launchcast Customizable Radio on yahoo.com.

The basic purpose of it is for you to rate music, artists, albums and even music videos on a four star, or 10 to 100 rating system.  You can even tell it to never play any of the stated subjects above.

I'm so addicted to it that I rate songs on launch while I'm listening to my own cds.

 

Anyway.
(hope you feel better P.Jser)



Current Mood: bouncy
Monday, April 18th, 2005
10:14 pm
Behold the New, Bland COLDPLAY Album Cover:

Yes, as you can guess, I am a bit disappointed with the album art for Coldplay's newest cd "X&Y."  Coldplay has had such a good portfolio of album covers that it makes me sad to see this lego-ish brick tower trap the beautiful cd which struggles to breathe the beautiful music within it!

Yes, maybe I am bit of a drama queen when it comes to art, but that dosen't mean I'm pretentious does it?

For any of you who are interested, X&Y "drops" on June the 7th.



Current Mood: annoyed
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